[Oh god, he really did think the worst, didn't he!]
No-no-no, we weren't frolicking! I swear! It-- it's not like that, she's a married woman!!
[It's not embarrassing to be caught with her or anything it would be an honor actually but he won't be having her reputation ruined by being caught with him, whether or not anything happened!]
Please don't get the wrong idea! We're just friends!
[Yeah he could also go and eat egg, and his foot, and then feed himself to a monster bigger than himself so he doesn't have to live with this embarrassment anymore.]
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Date: 25 Jun 2023 05:31 am (UTC)No-no-no, we weren't frolicking! I swear! It-- it's not like that, she's a married woman!!
[It's not embarrassing to be caught with her or anything
it would be an honor actuallybut he won't be having her reputation ruined by being caught with him, whether or not anything happened!]Please don't get the wrong idea! We're just friends!
[Yeah he could also go and eat egg, and his foot, and then feed himself to a monster bigger than himself so he doesn't have to live with this embarrassment anymore.]