Well, no. Of course not. but like huh ... well i dunno if he actually IS a doctor or if that's just his like... moniker or whatever that he writes books under? dr. seuss writes childrens books that rhyme! weird little poems and stuff. super famous in my world.
anyway he wrote one about the horrors of capitalism destroying the planet called "the lorax" and the lorax is this little yellow mustachioed dude who tells this business magnate that he needs to chill the f out and stop cutting down truffula trees to make thneeds bc like, we need the trees more than we need thneeds, obvs. but anyway nobody listened to the lorax and then the environment was screwed, the end.
[Did you even read The Lorax, Hanna?
Doesn't really matter, Merlin can't fact check him anyway.]
So don't be like everybody else! At least say you t r i e d, man!
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... well i dunno if he actually IS a doctor or if that's just his like... moniker or whatever that he writes books under? dr. seuss writes childrens books that rhyme! weird little poems and stuff. super famous in my world.
anyway he wrote one about the horrors of capitalism destroying the planet called "the lorax" and the lorax is this little yellow mustachioed dude who tells this business magnate that he needs to chill the f out and stop cutting down truffula trees to make thneeds bc like, we need the trees more than we need thneeds, obvs. but anyway nobody listened to the lorax and then the environment was screwed, the end.
[Did you even read The Lorax, Hanna?
Doesn't really matter, Merlin can't fact check him anyway.]
So don't be like everybody else! At least say you t r i e d, man!