[He's trying so hard not to laugh-- is it cruel to tease the storybook prince with this sort of thing? He can't for the life of him imagine that Literal Merlin, married to Literal Snow White would have any idea what cannabis is!
He has no idea that he's the one being teased.
And honestly, he couldn't care even if he did, because the idea of shotgunning Maya is too good to pass up. So he's just gonna postpone the nasty dunk he was gonna slam on Merlin for now.]
Well, now hold on. I can breathe underwater, I'm pretty sure I can hold it for a hot minute! I'm not sure that's very fair to our sweet, innocent, tender prince here~
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He has no idea that he's the one being teased.
And honestly, he couldn't care even if he did, because the idea of shotgunning Maya is too good to pass up. So he's just gonna postpone the nasty dunk he was gonna slam on Merlin for now.]
Well, now hold on. I can breathe underwater, I'm pretty sure I can hold it for a hot minute! I'm not sure that's very fair to our sweet, innocent, tender prince here~
[But Hanna, smoke is not water.]