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[sharpiewielder]

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[sharpiewielder]

[Aww man, staaahp you're gonna make him cryyyy.]

For real?

You think I'm... husband material?

<merlinofcourse>

[youjustgot]

Yes...? Did you...not?

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[sharpiewielder]

I mean!!!! I never really thought about it!!

[Sent. A pause. And then:]

okaywellmaybeihave but!! she's already been married! what if she doesn't want to get married again?

<merlinofcourse>

[youjustgot]

[Awwww, Hanna's been thinking about marriage~


...Oh wait, he brings up a good point-]

That's fair. I guess I just assumed if she was willing to date again, she'd be open to marriage as well.

[But now that Merlin really thinks about it and what he talked about with Beat, he can understand the confliction.]

Well! I could always ask her for you. We're in a similar situation, so she shouldn't find it suspicious.

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[sharpiewielder]

[Wow he thought his soul had already departed but he's pretty sure he's just now wheezed it all the way out.]


IIiiimeanyoudonthavetodothat.........

<merlinofcourse>

[youjustgot]

I don't.

But you won't.

[sharpiewielder]

of course I won't!!

how is anybody supposed to just CASUALLY drop a "hey you wanna get married sometime" to their gf of six months??

[youjustgot]

Six months?! It's worse than I thought...

[sharpiewielder]

huh? what do you mean "worse"?

[youjustgot]

That's half a year! Half a year and you haven't given her your undying love?! What are you going to do if it reaches a FULL year??

[sharpiewielder]

wh

[Merlin stop you're killing him]

she has my undying love!! I give her that every day!!!

I'll love her just as much six months from now as I do now! Just like six months ago! And even before that!

[youjustgot]

Theeeeeeeeeeeen you should have no problem marrying her, because that's...marriage!

[sharpiewielder]

hold up

rewind a mo

did YOU get married in six months? you're acting like you put a ring on it overnight or something

[youjustgot]

Hanna, please. Of course not, I'd never wait that long.

There was perhaps...I want to say a week before the wedding? You know, to give everyone time to readjust to everything.

[sharpiewielder]

A .... week?

like, between getting engaged and getting married?

or like, between when you *met* and getting married? o_o

[youjustgot]

I want to say between getting engaged... I mean, there were definitely a few days when she was staying with us, but we weren't together then.

You know, it all happened so fast, they sort of blur together for me.

[sharpiewielder]

...a few days

[youjustgot]

That's right. We were instant soulmates, I'm sure you understand.

1/2

[sharpiewielder]

[Merlin doesn't lie. But he does tease.

SURELY he must be fucking with him right now, right?]

2/2

[sharpiewielder]

you're not just saying that to fuck with me are you

[youjustgot]

[Merlin blinks back at his screen, wondering if Hanna is trying to tease HIM.]

Why would you question my love and devotion?!

[sharpiewielder]

wh!

im not! I just— you're usually so logical!

[youjustgot]

What ISN'T logical about marrying your true love?!

[sharpiewielder]

nonono, marrying her isn't the illogical thing! how quickly, though... I dunno! it just seems like something you'd expect to think twice about?? I dunno!!!

[youjustgot]

Why would I think twice about it?! She literally broke my curse!! ...With the power of LOVE!! How much more sure do I need to be?!