[She reeeeaches over him to take that glass out of his hands and put it on the coffee table behind her, rolling her eyes.]
Mmmmyeah? I mean, as long as you want to.
[While she's at it, she's gonna stand just enough to pull the coffee table closer to the couch and under her butt. She's got no worries about being too heavy to do so, now that she's barely over three feet tall.]
I think it would be fun. We always have fun together.
No, yeah, no, for sure w-we, uh. We. We could do that. I-if you want to.
[He clears his throat and sits up a little straighter and folding one set of hands in his lap as the other set sits at his sides, he holds himself upright and simultaneously sneakily covers his... excitement. Really, he's finding himself most grateful that he's no longer sporting his horse business, since that would be more than obvious. At least the Fog decided to keep him proportional.]
[Sooo very sneakily— which is why Maya's eyes definitely don't flick from Hanna's face to his crotch to his face again. That's a trick of the light, don't you know.]
You sure? I don't know.... You don't sound so sure to me.
[She leans back on her palms, brushing her leg against his, still grinning.]
Yeah, no, yeah, I'm-- [Nodding emphatically.] I'm down!
I-- uh. I just. It's. Uh. [He lowers his head enough to obscure his little muzzle in his neckfluff.] It's uhhh...MyfirstimesoIdon'tactuallyknowwhattodoI'msorry--
[Blinks. "Pretty sure" is... an interesting way to put it but, okay. She was happily married, so... he has to assume she does have some skill in that area.
Hell, even if she didn't, it's not like Hanna would know. Nor would he care if he did, she's so flipping beautiful he thinks he's blessed that she even wants to put her cute little paws on him in the first place.]
[She giggles again— really, she's not trying to make fun of him or anything. He's just— funny, especially around her.]
Of course! It's kind of been a while, but I'm pretty sure I remember the basics.
[She holds out her hands as if to take his, dancing her fingers over his forearms— or well, the forearms currently covering his crotch— with the clear intent of beckoning them into her grip to move them.]
[Oh God she really means it. And that really means he's gonna have to really take his real pants off in front of his very real best friend, boss and crush... Oh no. She's gonna see his junk. Because she wants to!! Which is borderline impossible to believe.
But she's too eager to just be fucking with him... She wants to do this. With him.
So, maybe... he should relax. And let her.]
A-ah, uh. Okay.
[Finally, he relents, letting her lift his hands to uncover the lump in his shorts.]
F-fair warning, I-- uh. On top of being new to this, I'm also? New to this junk? So, I-- yeah. Wh-whatever happens, happens. Sorry.
Oh yeah... I bet it's different when you're a kelpie, huh?
[Asks Maya, just... casual about it all. Like it's just a fun hangout with a friend. That's probably because to her, right now— other than the aching desire that comes with being a rabbit smelling another rabbit— it really is just... her having a good time with another adult friend.
Which is why she has no hesitation reaching out to smooth her little bunny hand over that lump on her way to undo his shorts, smiling so sweetly.]
That's the fun part about monsters, right? It's like you never know what you're going to get!
[He tenses a bit, a barely audible whimper escaping as she brushes her palm over him. That's the first contact a girl has ever made with his business and he's trying so hard to keep his shit together about it. She's being so chill right now and he needs to match those vibes.]
H-ha, yeah. I mean, I was pretty surprised when I changed into a kelpie... wasn't expecting that part to change, buuuut I guess it'd be weird if it didn't, huh.
[Oh, his psychedelic-arcade-floor patterned boxers? Yeah, they're pretty cool.]
H-haha, right? They're in my like... top five? Faves?
[The relief of freeing him from his waistband completely overrides the fact that he is simply standing at attention just out of Maya's view. He doesn't even realize it yet.]
I got this one pair that's got this like sick-ass wizard holding a crystal ball and shooting a rainbow lightning bolt out of his fingers? [Wiggling his fingers on his two right hands in demonstration.]
It rules. These are a close second, though. For sure.
[She can't help but giggle about it, though she still moves to start touching him with those gentle paws. Her fingers wrap around the base of his less-than-human phallus, and she keeps chattering even as she looks down at it—]
You're just gonna have to show me some time.
[Despite the casualness of it all, she still bites her lip a little at the sight of him erect for her. She had forgotten, maybe, how much she liked being responsible for such a reaction. He smells so good right now and she can't help but want to go further, already sliding her thumb up the underside of his shaft as if to encourage his precum to the surface.]
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[She raises a brow, her smile skewed toward one side.]
I see you every day, even.
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[He huffs a laugh of disbelief.]
And you still wanna have sex with me?
[Pointing at himself with three hands--]
Me?
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Mmmmyeah? I mean, as long as you want to.
[While she's at it, she's gonna stand just enough to pull the coffee table closer to the couch and under her butt. She's got no worries about being too heavy to do so, now that she's barely over three feet tall.]
I think it would be fun. We always have fun together.
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[He clears his throat and sits up a little straighter and folding one set of hands in his lap as the other set sits at his sides, he holds himself upright and simultaneously sneakily covers his... excitement. Really, he's finding himself most grateful that he's no longer sporting his horse business, since that would be more than obvious. At least the Fog decided to keep him proportional.]
I-I'm down, totally.
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You sure? I don't know.... You don't sound so sure to me.
[She leans back on her palms, brushing her leg against his, still grinning.]
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I-- uh. I just. It's. Uh. [He lowers his head enough to obscure his little muzzle in his neckfluff.] It's uhhh...MyfirstimesoIdon'tactuallyknowwhattodoI'msorry--
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Huh??
[Did... she hear him right?
She puts her hands on his knees, leaning toward him this time.]
It's your first time?? Is that what you said?
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Y-yeah. [Averting his gaze as his cheeks heat up again.]
I'm... still a virgin.
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[What, that's it? Maya smiles like it's nothing.]
Then, I'll make sure you have a great time!
Don't worry, you can count on me. I'm pretty sure I'm good at this.
[PRETTY SURE???]
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Hell, even if she didn't, it's not like Hanna would know. Nor would he care if he did, she's so flipping beautiful he thinks he's blessed that she even wants to put her cute little paws on him in the first place.]
H-haha-- o-okay.
[Internal wheeze.]
If you're sure!
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Of course! It's kind of been a while, but I'm pretty sure I remember the basics.
[She holds out her hands as if to take his, dancing her fingers over his forearms— or well, the forearms currently covering his crotch— with the clear intent of beckoning them into her grip to move them.]
C'mon, lift 'em up!
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But she's too eager to just be fucking with him... She wants to do this. With him.
So, maybe... he should relax. And let her.]
A-ah, uh. Okay.
[Finally, he relents, letting her lift his hands to uncover the lump in his shorts.]
F-fair warning, I-- uh. On top of being new to this, I'm also? New to this junk? So, I-- yeah. Wh-whatever happens, happens. Sorry.
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[Asks Maya, just... casual about it all. Like it's just a fun hangout with a friend. That's probably because to her, right now— other than the aching desire that comes with being a rabbit smelling another rabbit— it really is just... her having a good time with another adult friend.
Which is why she has no hesitation reaching out to smooth her little bunny hand over that lump on her way to undo his shorts, smiling so sweetly.]
That's the fun part about monsters, right? It's like you never know what you're going to get!
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H-ha, yeah. I mean, I was pretty surprised when I changed into a kelpie... wasn't expecting that part to change, buuuut I guess it'd be weird if it didn't, huh.
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[Zzzziiip.]
Ah! What?
[She's distracted, immediately, by the bright patterning on his boxers, tugging at his waistband for a better look.]
These are so cute!
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H-haha, right? They're in my like... top five? Faves?
[The relief of freeing him from his waistband completely overrides the fact that he is simply standing at attention just out of Maya's view. He doesn't even realize it yet.]
I got this one pair that's got this like sick-ass wizard holding a crystal ball and shooting a rainbow lightning bolt out of his fingers? [Wiggling his fingers on his two right hands in demonstration.]
It rules. These are a close second, though. For sure.
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[She can't help but giggle about it, though she still moves to start touching him with those gentle paws. Her fingers wrap around the base of his less-than-human phallus, and she keeps chattering even as she looks down at it—]
You're just gonna have to show me some time.
[Despite the casualness of it all, she still bites her lip a little at the sight of him erect for her. She had forgotten, maybe, how much she liked being responsible for such a reaction. He smells so good right now and she can't help but want to go further, already sliding her thumb up the underside of his shaft as if to encourage his precum to the surface.]