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[sharpiewielder]

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[toaflame]

fucker frenzied and i got caught in the crossfire
i got enough to keep goin for a week or two but if i run out ill let you know

[Damn no ribbing or threatening or anything...]

[sharpiewielder]

oof, big yikes. didja know them or was it a rando?

[He's hurt!! Why would he threaten him? That would be so rude.]

furthermore: do i need to kick any butt?

[toaflame]

[Oh no, I meant Adrian isn't threatening Hanna. Which means he's definitely not doing well]

i knew em yeah
and its fine
i think theyve learned their lesson

[sharpiewielder]

[...HUH WELL THAT IS WEIRD ISNT IT. He hasn't noticed anything is off yet except for the fact that he's being told at all... which he both appreciates and also means they've unlocked another part of their friendship! Right? ]

so did *you* kick their butt?

[...Right????]

they musta messed you up pretty bad for you to miss out on work... so they probably deserved a *little* butt-kicking. like one little bitty roundhouse kick to the tush at least.

[toaflame]

i didnt
rosso did

trust me tho i woulda if i could
but he almost killed me
i havent been able to leave the house

[sharpiewielder]

fuck yeah rosso!! get'im!!! wish i coulda seen that i bet it ruled.

but for real man :/ what did he do? he didnt like take your legs or anything right that would be fucked up

[He can't think of anything else that would keep him homestuck...]

[toaflame]

[Okay but imagine if he had-]

he pulled off one of my wings
thought hed be able to get me while i was crippled i guess